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OF COURSE YOU’RE NOT!
COME TO MUMMY, SLEIPNIR!
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
But I suck at singing so listen to me bullshitting as I sing along—
Okay, I just suck.
“this is the song of my PEOPLE”
idek how but the way you said that was hilarious
also, you have a really nice singing voice that still sounds nice even when you’re not really singing hoowwww
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
solluxcaptorsthrobbingtentabulge:
I’ll be honest
I was expecting Space Jam
THIS IS WORSE THAN MM WATCHA SAY JFC
GOD
FUCK
SHIT FUCK
IM DEAD
SWEET JESUS FUCK
Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
so much yes
Omg
guys look at this screenshot i found
omg i can’t stop laughing
omg hes like.
YOU KNOW WHY I USE LOREAL?
BECAUSE
IM
WORTH IT.
If you flip it you get ….
I THINK I’VE CREATED A MEME
OH LORD HELP ME
ACTUAL CANNIBAL THOR ODINSON
